Juggling Chauffeur Gifts

"Music lessons, gymnastics, horseback riding... your extra curriculum activities are my extra vehicular activities!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Hassled Mother.

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Tennis ball girl.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Your remote control, sire."