Twitter Campaigner Gifts

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

2016 election squabbles!

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Pollster

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Elections in the USA

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

The Great Divide.

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"I hope it misses us!"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Vote

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."