Viral Campaigner Gifts

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: '...Ever notice how there's never a cop with pepper spray around when you really want one?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Gene Therapy

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Palin 2012

'Catch this!'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Passover Plague

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

Vote

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"