Twister Challenger Pillows

Cows in a Twister

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

AI

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

*Sigh*

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Here's your problem."

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

Happy Durersgiving

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

Ant Girl

Man in cage at tax office

"I wanted to do that."

The next diet fad.

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

"We're trying to encourage some of the older staff to put their admin online."