Treadmill Challenger Pillows

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Man and dog on treadmills.

Olympic Torch Training

Walking To School Simulator

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

AI

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Still on your left."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Bull Treadmill

At the baby oil factory.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'