You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.
Trailblazing Treadmill Warrior Pillows
Add a touch of motivation to their space with pillows that feature witty or inspiring designs. Great for resting after a run or sprucing up their gym area.
'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'
"OK, ready to go again?"
'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'
Carrot in front of the donkey workout.
"I put the speed on reckless. . ."
No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).
No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).
Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.
Tortoise and hare on treadmills.
Man and dog on treadmills.
"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."
Walking To School Simulator
Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?
"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"
"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"
Olympic Torch Training
"You're doing great - keep it up."
The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!
Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.
"Still on your left."
A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it
'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'
Executive fitness.
Bull Treadmill
New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'
'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'
'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'
"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."
"Damn speed hump!"
Academy.
'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'
"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"
Crisis at the health club.
Trailblazing Treadmill Warrior Pillows Collection
Trailblazing Treadmill Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of motivational mugs that celebrate your treadmill warrior's dedication—perfect for inspiring their mornings.
Trailblazing Treadmill Warrior Prints
Browse inspiring prints that beautifully capture the spirit of your treadmill warrior, ideal for decorating their workout zone.
Trailblazing Treadmill Warrior T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty t-shirts designed for trailblazing treadmill lovers who want to wear their passion with pride.