Twister Champion Pillows

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Man and dog on treadmills.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Hanukkah tree

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

Playing game on Cow.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"You can cut out the victor dance, Candy Boy!"

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

Cows in a Twister

Queen with T-shirt "Madge rules! Okay?"

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

'Yes it's the brides prerogative to be late, but not a week.'