Twist Tale Enjoyers Gifts

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"The true story"

Litigious Bo Peep

You know I can't do the twist.

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'The vet did it.'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

Santa the mugger.

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

'It's not rain!...It's KONG!'

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

Post-Lyme-Tick Fairy Tales

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'