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"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"The true story"

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'The vet did it.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

'It's not rain!...It's KONG!'

Post-Lyme-Tick Fairy Tales

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'