Twirl Chaser Gifts

Grand jete

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Southwark Fair.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Out To Lurch

"Tallyho!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

A smiling cyclist

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"