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Grand jete

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Southwark Fair.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Out To Lurch

"Tallyho!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

A smiling cyclist

"I told him we needed more string."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Open House of Horrors

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"