Twig Chaser Gifts

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

A smiling cyclist

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I told him we needed more string."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"And here are today's categories...."

Ornithologist

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Windfarm Autumn.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Igloo Windfarm.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Quick, open the back door!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'