Twine Gifts

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Arts and crafts

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Penguin job interview

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Future History Museums

Swinging through the jungle.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Friendly Tie

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."