Tiny Constructor Gifts

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The Hobby Store

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Castle Efficiency

"He wants to be an architect."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Child on Christmas Eve

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Kids on Building Site.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'Show off!'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

"Sippy cup holders!"