Twins Gifts

'Welcome! I'm sure you'll fit in nicely!'

'I'd like to report an identity theft.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

'At the doubles bar.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

'So, how was your day?'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"Sorry Sue, but she promised she was you."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

'Make it a quadruple.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Computamatch.

'A twin, huh, so how do folks tell you appart.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

I think that Sadie might be my long lost sister. I have a sister who lives in Boca Raton, FL., who is the mirror image of Sadie. Do you think that God could have made two of them and one got separated at birth? - Caroline R. Actual reader letter. Don't be absurd. Even a divine entity could not have created two women as comely as I am, and ... And? I might have a twin sister! According to a random letter that sounds facetious. To be continued.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"We have the exact same taste."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Love chair