Twins Prints

'Welcome! I'm sure you'll fit in nicely!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

'At the doubles bar.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"Sorry Sue, but she promised she was you."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'Make it a quadruple.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Computamatch.

'A twin, huh, so how do folks tell you appart.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"We have the exact same taste."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

Sloth traffic jam.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Love chair

Twins

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'