Twinship Gifts

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We have the exact same taste."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Love chair

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Sloth traffic jam.

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Do you look like your pet ?

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"Check those babies out."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

'You've 'lost your brother' you say,... what does he look like?'

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."