Twins Novelty Gifts

'Well, so much for the second opinion, should we try for two more?'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We have the exact same taste."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

Do you look like your pet ?

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Twins

"You look good in that."

'Make it a quadruple.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

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"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Couple in Blue

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'