Twins Taming Expert Gifts

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We have the exact same taste."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

The Working Mum

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Twins

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"You look good in that."

Twins

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'Make it a quadruple.'

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."