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'Well, so much for the second opinion, should we try for two more?'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We have the exact same taste."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

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Do you look like your pet ?

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"You look good in that."

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"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

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"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

Couple in Blue

'Make it a quadruple.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."