Twin Novelty T-Shirts

"Oh, we know each other from the womb."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Peel poker.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Elton John

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Krazy straw"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Love chair

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

Jurassic Pork

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Marxist Elephant

Toe-Tickling Machine