Novelty Retailer T-Shirts

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Clown on bike.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'