Twins Advocate T-Shirts

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Stop with racism in sport!

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Beijing 2022

Twins

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

'Make it a quadruple.'

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

No Nesting

Twins

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"