Twins Advocate Mugs

My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-16).

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Joined at the hipster.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Stop with racism in sport!

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

Beijing 2022

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'Please do not ask for change.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Make it a quadruple.'

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."