Twin Stories Gifts

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

Edgar Allen Poe

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Joust Sharpener

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Ask A Silly Question.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."