Twin Stories Prints

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

Edgar Allen Poe

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Joust Sharpener

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Ask A Silly Question.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."