Twin Parenting Mugs

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

The Baby Walker

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Check those babies out."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Ask your other father.'

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

'You've 'lost your brother' you say,... what does he look like?'

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"I'm writing the book everyone has in them and my identical twin is doing the sequel!"

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."