Parenting Twins Mugs

Kangaroos: 'How are the twins? 'They keep me hoppin'!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

A young Don King

The Baby Walker

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

man juggling career, home and children

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"It had better be twins."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Check those babies out."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."