Twin Parent Mugs

"Yes that's right, I specialise in twins."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'My twins already want separate wombs!'

The Baby Walker

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Children.

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Single parents.

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"You be the Boogey man tonight!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."