Twinhood Mugs

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

The Baby Walker

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Joined at the hipster.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Love chair

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"Check those babies out."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"