Twin Parenting Prints

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

The Baby Walker

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"Check those babies out."

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Ask your other father.'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

'Make it a quadruple.'

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

"I'm writing the book everyone has in them and my identical twin is doing the sequel!"

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'