Twin Culture Pillows

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Text Culture

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Tourists in Egypt

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Zeus's Caddy

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Pyramid catflap...

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Pompeii restoration project.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"