Cultures Pillows

"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"

At night - snake charmer.

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

Integration into the EU.

'I got it for a little wampum down and many moons to pay.'

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."

Cuban competition between state and private companies/

'Could you give us a push?'

'Run for your life! It's a Tyrannosaurus Mex! And it has maracas!'

Indians: 'At last.'

'Hey I got the reservation on the reservation.'

'You're the lucky one. My family's being transferred to a country where dogs are on the menu.'

Boy saying he loves geography because all his possessions are produced abroad.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

Free Willy

India Ink

"Guys, please welcome the newest member of our team! Jing Shuo...this is Baldo Bermudez and Beatrix Ortiz."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"Meet the scribe"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Woman carries the world.

Honoré de Balzac

The height of fashion in 1796

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Venus

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."