Twin Vibes Pillows

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Robert Drake

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Starfish doing the wave.

Elvis Presley.

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Who's there?"

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'T.S.I.F.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

I could only find a couple of pillowcases.

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

"Never marry a vegan. They're prone to tempeh tantrums."

"Well Sir, I can clean your den and remove all the bones: It's a win-win proposition!"