Native Culture Pillows

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'How do you spell sincerely?'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Och lye the news'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Scot country dancing,

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Alpine Pipe

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Never refuse their homemade food.

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

Snake Charmer

Rocket charmer.

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

Elephant Upgrade

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.