Tweezer Jokes Fan Gifts

Here comes Ron. Whatever you do, don't mention the dog and the tweezers.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

Ear, Nose and Throat doctor baffled by knife wound.

'I told you before, George, never mess with a kid who's got tweezers.'

Hoaxer James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) as 'The Funny Little Boy in Trouble'

"I find you in contempt for consistently referring to me as 'Your Highness'."

"So it's ten hail Marys minus a twenty percent trade discount."

Man not happy about going bald.

GPS recalculating

Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.

'How's my Husband? Not too well - You're sitting on him!'

Forget what those old coots told you...

Lost 10 Dollar Bill Reward $10

"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."