Tweets Commander Pillows

They're slashing the school budget. Our bus route's on the chopping block! Text the governor and demand funding. Tap. Text. Tweet. Tap. Twitter. The governor is responding. Kids spend too much time online. Walking will be good for them! The revolution is postponed.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cat in a tank...

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Man and bird

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Tweet

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."