Tweets Commander Mugs

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cat in a tank...

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Ornithologist

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Man and bird

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."