Tweet Tactician Mugs

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

Trump Aims Twitter Missiles at Iran

CS560692"He's a prolific publisher on Twitter."

"To-do list. Item one. Clear up the world's problems masterful tweet."

Tweeter's Block

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Kitchen Tetris

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"That was a rumor day."

Man and bird

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Stone Age

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Wi-Fi password?

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Helms Burton Titulo III