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Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Bear Signpost.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fork in the trail.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Free why-fi.”

"Your bone."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Some scout he is!'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'