Tv Trekkers Mugs

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fork in the trail.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Your bone."

"Free why-fi.”

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"I was thinking how peaceful this all is, but I suppose you're right... it is a good place to 'dispose of a body.'"