Trail Trekkers Mugs

The comeback trail

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Nature Lovers

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Future Tents

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"What are you growing?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"You overpacked again."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Confusing directions.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

Orienteering 101

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Tourist is told to go home by a monument