Telly Trekkers Mugs

Watching TV around the world

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Bigfoot tracks...

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"You overpacked again."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

The Modern Tourist

Have you seen the other tent pole?

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'

"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."

Not in. Take 1 aspirin and call in morning.

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

The comeback trail

Melania Trump

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Mountaineering.

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

Hardcore Hikers

'This is going to take me a while.'

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'

"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."

'No, kids, we're not there yet.'

"There's nothing good on. Want to put a fork in the microwave and watch the lightning show?"