Tv Talk Enthusiast Gifts

Dr.Phil McGraw

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

TV jester.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Love is when you watch television together.

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."