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The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

University Soapflakes

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'There's nothing on.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

TV-Man

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Astral Projection

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

TV jester.

"Now that's a win."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Tree house.

Time Machine Collision

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show