Television Extras Gifts

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

The Plasmas.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Watchdog

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Hair Style Menu

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'