Television Extras Gifts

"Only hired for a couple of episodes but I'm hoping to live off the conventions for the next twenty years."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Tree house.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

The Plasmas.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Watchdog

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Kim Novak caricature

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

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