Tv Schedule Adherent Gifts

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Time Clock

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Watching telly

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

The Sports Fanatic

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"She died doing what she loved."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"They went together, doctor!"

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'