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'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Time Clock

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Watching telly

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

TV and man

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"She died doing what she loved."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The Sports Fanatic

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

"They went together, doctor!"

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'