Tv Savvy Gifts

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Early Colour TV

TV-Man

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV jester.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Must-See Lockdown TV.