Tv Savvy Prints

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Early Colour TV

TV-Man

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'